WriTiNgS FrOm ThE CrYpT
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18th February 2005
yeah so liek i havne't updated isnce octobert and not mucha has habbend since then except oliek i got ajob workin at a store and shit like htat y eah so oolke josh and i havne't spoken in liek a montha nd my girlfriend is all like angry at me of rsomething and i hate myda dn still :
UCK YOU DAN
26th October 2004
19th October 2004
yeah so liek i haven't been updating mcuh because i have a new wife and shit and liek married lief is real touhg when you don't eally love your wife or really have anything liek money and your'e still livign with your parents and shit liek that got i hate myw ife all she does is says shi tl ike "STEVEN I AM LEAVING YOU IF YOU DON'T GET A FUCKING JOB AND MOVE OUT OF OYUR PARENTS HOSUE" and the bITCH DECIDES TOY ELLA T ME WHEN I AM PLAYIGN FUCKAIGN FABLE AND SHIT LIEK THAT AND I'MA LL "sHUT UP BITCH FUCK YOU AND GET YOUR OWN JOB GOD GOD I HATE YOU STOP TRYING YTO CONTROL ME GOD" THEN IG O INTO MYR OOM AND LOCK THE DOOR AND START BLASTING LINKIN PARK BEACUSE THEY ARE THE ONLY OENS WHO UNDERSTAND ME :
yeah anyway i jsut fartted hehehehehehehe my wife athreatened me again jsut now "steven if you dont' ahve a job by the end of thie week i am leaving" and i'ma ll "IFNE GO AHEAD YOU STUPID FUCK and i threw f uckin shoe at her and it hit her leg and hse was all "GOD STEVEN YOUA CT LIKE YOU'RE 13 YEARS OLD I'M LEAVING RTIRE NOW" AAND shit nwo she just left finally i can get back to lofoking at porn and tlakin to 16 year old aaisan girls on yahoooa nd shit liek that hehehreheheh slop lieks the udneraged chickies
yeah and i can go back to palyin counterstirke with myc anadian friend albert or as i call him alboot lol ok bye
1st October 2004
15th September 2004
yeah so liek it's been a while since i updated this thing i've been so busy lately working on my deathsled and chain maille :
i hate my dad
25th July 2004
9th July 2004
27th June 2004
24th June 2004
yeah so liek why won't any girls show me pics of their toes jeus christ i didn't think it would be so hard LIEK MY COCK AHHAH :
No sign of life did flicker :
In floods of tears she cried
"All hope's lost it can't be undone
They're wasted and gone"
"Save me your speeches
I know (They blinded us all)
What you want
You will take it away from me
Take it and I know for sure
The light she once brought in
Is gone forevermore"
Like sorrowful seaguls they sang
"(We're) lost in the deep shades
The misty cloud brought
(A wailing when beauty was gone
Come take a look at the sky)
Monstrous it covered the shore
Fearful into the unknown"
Quietly it crept in new horror
And spilled the first blood
When the old king was slain
Quietly crept in and changed us all
Quietly crept in and changed us all
Immortal land lies down in agony
"How long shall we
Mourn in the dark
the bliss and the beauty
Will not return
Say farewell to sadness and grief
Though long and hard the road may be"
But even in silence I heard the words
"An oath we shall swear
By the name of the one
Until the world's end
It can't be broken"
Just wondering how
I can still hear these voices inside
The doom of the Noldor drew near
The words of a banished king
"I swear revenge"
Filled with anger aflamed our hearts
Full of hate full of pride
We screamed for revenge
"Vala he is that's what you said
Then your oath's been sworn in vain
(But) freely you came and
You freely shall depart
(So) never trust the northern winds
Never turn your back on friends"
"Oh I'm heir of the high lord!"
"You better don't trust him"
The enemy of mine
Isn't he of your kind and
Finally you may follow me
Back to where it all began
17th June 2004
yeah so as most of you know i have a thing for girls toes and shit liek that. i have a request of : sayyouwontgo: show me pics of yoru toe sand feet and liek i'll be happy. i want one picture to be the bottoms of your feet with your big toe kianda liek on your "index toe" and yuru soles all scrunche dup that really makes me hot and another one of yout toes interetwined and another of yours gripping something liek a pen or somethin lol i am so horny so please jess do it for slop and post them here please thanks
12th June 2004
11th May 2004
Why last week was my worst week ever: :
1. I threatened to Kill several people, then got arrested and questioned by the Police.
2. I threw my back out jerking off and I had to tell my chiropractor, who is very hot.
3. I'm turning 20 in about six months, and I've realized that my life sucks.
4. Dan doesn't care about me.
5. I had to sell my Playstation2 and GameCube to get my car fixed.
6. My parents bought my sister a brand-new iPod with like 10gb, and I only got one with 3gb.
I've realized thta my life up tot his point has reallys cuekd and liek nobody understands my pan bceuase liek lots of shucked up shit has happened to me liek the time dan told me to shutu p on the phone or whem my mom bought some baskets
my life is horrible
somebody please kill me
BUT I STILL LIEK TOES THERE''SS THSI NORAH JONES SONG CALLED TOES THAT I WANT TO YHEAR BECAUSE TOE STURN ME ON
27th April 2004
23rd April 2004
yeah so liek slop won't be around for a while because liek my mom and dan are kicking me out of the house bcause i don't "contribuet" so li'm gunna have ot live iwth josh or something or jsut lseep in my car god :
GOD DAN AND MOM WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
whores i hate them god
18th April 2004
16th April 2004
15th April 2004
13th April 2004
yeah so liek whatever assholes :
god i'm hrony iw ant to see some boobs or toes or something but nog irls wills how me theirs god i ahte my life i'm going to die right now of horoniness
12th April 2004
i'm sure some of you are thinking "WTF WAS SLOP TALKIN ABOTU LOLOLOL". well, i am a god damned motherfucking genius. :
see, yesterday was easter right? and slop went to the store and bought a bunch of eggs and candy and then emptied the containers into a big tub and filled wit with ketchup and then slop rolled around in it and came out
and let it dry
and i walked around as teh easter butthead
THAT'S WHY I AM A FUCKING GENIUS